Where are these Health and safety officers made, when the factory is found it needs to be closed for health and safety reasons.
Stockport Homes is a joke, but they are not funny.
They will be saying next do not leave your homes, as it is unsafe to do so, the health and safety reason being that these days there is too much traffic and you may be knocked down and killed.  If not you will be poisoned, due to the traffic pollution.